Pizzilla Unveiled at Confederation Event

From the Office of the Press Secretary
1238 Confederation

We can no longer deny the rumors. The 1238 Apartment Confederation now possesses the Pizzilla Smartpizza technology.

We realize this violates the Domino's Pizza™ Oslo Pizza Standards Protocol of 1998, the international laws set forth after the well documented stuffed crust pizza race of the late 90's. The Confederation has decided that the global climate has changed and pizza innovation is now not only permissible but necessary.

In conjunction with our partner in technology, Google Inc., we have developed the Pizza to end all Pizzas: as the Germans call it, Das Endpizza. It features 8 autonomous mini pizzas embedded in the 3 cheese surface. In an emergency, these mini pizzas could detach to feed 8 very small people. We are quite certain this is the first usage of this innovative and life saving technology.

The pizza was announced/eaten at the first 2006 constitutionally mandated dinner party. Amid thunderous applause, the Pizzilla was presented as the apartment anthem, Push It to the Limit, was played on our hi-fi speakers.

The event occurred without incident though a few people were treated and later released for deliciousness related injuries.

Further inquiries may be made to:

Sir E. D. W. Lynch, Archduke and Prince Bishop
General Press Secretary
1238 Apartment Confederation
San Francisco