Confederation Announces Independence Day Celebration

To Our Friends & Comrades in the Struggle for Freedom: Congratulations! You have been selected by the 1238 Grand Apartment Confederation’s Citizen’s Anniversary Committee to partake in a buffet of Freedom & Liberty. Announcing the First of One Thousand Anniversary Celebrations marking the sacred founding of The One Thousand Two Hundred Thirty-Eight Grand Apartment Confederation of San Francisco, United States of America.

This apartment government has survived and flourished in a time of great tyranny and terror. Our anniversary celebrates not only the Freedom & Liberty of the citizens of the 1238 Confederation but also that of pretty much everyone else.

THE MAIN EVENT:
The event starts at 9 o’clock, Saturday March 4th in the second year of Freedom (2006.) Booze, light snacks, and Liberty (BYOH- bring your own handgun) will be served. Delegates are expected to dress in a manner that celebrates Freedom. Freedom-based costumes are encouraged. Please practice your signature as you may be asked to sign sacred documents before God.

Space is limited, please consult if you wish to bring anyone. We’ll probably say no, unless their last name is Jefferson or Moroder.

God Bless our Grand Confederation, and God Bless Freedom & Liberty forever and ever.



Gideon Baum Grand Consul & Commander of the Armies, Federated Republics of Baum

Jarret Schreiber Supreme Citizen, Jarret’s Room

E. D. W. Lynch Prince Bishop & Heir Apparent, Grand Duchy of Wagoner & Lynch